so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3263
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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