u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 706
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2662 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6379
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Mines Excavated: 2595
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Farms Harvested: 441
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 304482
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 New Chunks Explored: 411690
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Alien Abductions: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2563 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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