Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

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u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4717	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2944
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5505
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	681	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mines Excavated:	3198	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	262
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!