u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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