u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Buildings Constructed: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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