Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4640
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	54877
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5142	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Villages Defended:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.