come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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