come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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