come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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