so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Villages Defended: 6
Magic Items Found: 8242 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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