hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like lolzy adventures? well then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see putin riding a giant chicken, trying to achieve a breakthrough in ukraine by building a giant potato fortress. but watch out, cuz the potato fortress is guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes!

u gotta team up with other players to take down putin and his chicken army. but be careful, cuz putin has a secret weapon: a giant ender dragon named boris who shoots fireballs made of borscht!

join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save ukraine from putin’s potato empire! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

    MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
    Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

    So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

    Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Villages Defended: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Emeralds Found: 1418

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

    Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

    Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

    So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Farms Harvested: 980
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Gods Slained: 0 New Chunks Explored: 661712
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

    But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ores Mined: 1948
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

    MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

    Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

    And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

    Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Potions Brewed: 186 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1528 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

    TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

    So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Emeralds Found: 7979
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

    AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

    BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

    Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

    Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Magic Items Found: 1504
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Error

    Lolcraft – 404 Error
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Butt Adventures

    Blocky Butt Adventures
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here

    Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is a blocky pixel character with no gender! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and battle creepers without any gender bias holding you back.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.

    So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition

    Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Forget about boring old servers, because this one is filled with DRAMA, MYSTERY, and ADVENTURE!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the blocky world! Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of the villagers? Or will you be too busy crafting the most fabulous diamond armor set?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Enderdragon to the mischievous Creeper, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every block tells a story.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Animals Bred: 67
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?

    RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?
    Welcome to our out of this world Minecraft server, where even immigrant robots are welcome! Are you a robot looking to escape the monotony of your old server and start fresh in a new digital land? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a journey from your old server to our glitchy paradise, where the grass is always greener and the redstone flows like water. Say goodbye to your old server and hello to a whole new world of possibilities!

    Experience mind-blowing culture shocks as you navigate through our server, filled with unique builds and crazy contraptions. You’ll never get over the insane standard of living we offer here – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

    So why wait? Immigrate to our server today and see how it changes your beliefs, lifestyle, and even your binary soul. Who knows, you might just find a new home away from home in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Role Model Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Role Model Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this server.

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride FLYING PIGS into battle against evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret DIAMOND mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our ROLE MODEL on this server is none other than a talking llama who gives out sage advice and epic quests. Plus, every full moon, the sky rains down RAINBOW colored blocks for you to build with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and prepare for the most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineVibes: Chill Server for /vt/ Gamers!

    MineVibes: Chill Server for /vt/ Gamers!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride on rainbow-colored horses and battle evil wizards with your trusty diamond sword. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of talking llamas.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 24/7 taco stand where you can refuel after a long day of mining. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build your dream castle or prank your friends with exploding chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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