Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Enchantments Applied: 195 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 New Chunks Explored: 667129
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7162
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Zombie Dances: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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