PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4409	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	1504

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	1301	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2924	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	85	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	208
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	593	Ores Mined:	6965

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	5699
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

YardSaleYikes

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Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.