so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Potions Brewed: 122 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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