ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	773	Mines Excavated:	2915
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Banquet

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2717	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Bois Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	375
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1