ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Ninja Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	4825
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Items Found:	6131

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Racists

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty LOLz Server 😛

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PurrCraft: Meow <3

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Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Divine Spears Created:	20