Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HouseInspectorsMC

Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional reactions, feelings of shame, friendship, house inspection, HouseInspectorsMC, long-term guests, maintenance, privacy invasion, property management, property ownership, property upkeep, rental property, Repairing relationships, Resentment, resolving conflicts, tenant-landlord relationships

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Imagine this: you’re peacefully inspecting your friend’s house in-game, just trying to fix some shingles and rotting stairs, when suddenly she flips out like a creeper on a rampage! Watch as tensions rise, emotions flare, and friendships are put to the test in this epic Minecraft showdown. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual reality drama and maybe even learn a thing or two about property maintenance in the process. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2753	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP

Boredom, browsing, Community, digital content, discussion boards, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Forums, Interaction, internet, memes, multimedia, online activities, procrastination, reddit, RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP, social media, time wasting, User-generated content, viral content, virtual world

Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

YumCraft: Foreign Flavors

American cuisine, cross-cultural dishes, culinary adaptations, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary fusion, cultural blending, cultural exchange, Flavors, food appreciation, food fusion, Foreign, foreign influences, fusion cuisine, fusion dishes, global cuisine, global flavors, international cuisine, international flavors, traditional cuisine, traditional dishes, unique dishes, YumCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious fusion dish of international cuisine! Imagine a world where you can build your own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated blocks while munching on a virtual sushi roll.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a herd of angry llamas with your trusty diamond sword, all while sipping on a virtual cup of English breakfast tea. And don’t forget to try our signature dish – the Australian kangaroo burger!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden recipe for crafting the ultimate taco sword. It’s time to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast your way to victory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Future, global unity, international relations, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, united nations, UnityCraft, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and allies are trying to take over the world but don’t worry, we won’t let them steal the future! volodymyr zelenskyy himself has endorsed our server as the ultimate battleground for global unity! fight against the forces of evil while building your own empire and making friends with players from all over the world. join now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way! who needs global unity when you can have a minecraft server this awesome?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKremlinWarriors

Allies, Communication, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Kremlin, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, Politics, Reassurance, solidarity, Tehran, Tensions, Ukraine, War

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life, like seriously bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

you think the Kremlin is crazy? wait till you see our players trying to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to solve a Rubik’s cube, but way more entertaining.

we even have a secret faction of players who dress up as potatoes and roam the server causing chaos. it’s like a real-life potato revolution, but with less carbs.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4346	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, Rewatchable, RewatchableSMP, series, smp, television, Timeless, top rated, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchantments Applied:	79

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3399	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	292917	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!