PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Star Shards Collected:	235
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	5758
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	3979	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Towns Built:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features	– Earn “Evercoins” without pay-to-win– Player-Run Economy– Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities– Invite Rewards
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	242	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1384	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

Blocky Bias Speedway

BIAS, biases, blocky, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, Human Behavior, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, Speedway

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	1927
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	163	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, dis server be like da craziest rollercoaster ride of yo lyfe! We got speed like Sonic on crack and risk perception dat will blow yo mind!

Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!

But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!