so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Buildings Constructed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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