so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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