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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 421 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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