PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	650	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2545	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2