Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineSkillz10YearsAgo

    MineSkillz10YearsAgo
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

    NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Gouty Villagers

    Crafty Gouty Villagers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

    TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends
    The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

    Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CakeWarsCraft

    CakeWarsCraft
    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

    Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

    But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

    Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?
    Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperCruncher42

    CreeperCruncher42
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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