Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?
    Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Villages Defended: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CreeperCruncher42

    CreeperCruncher42
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 367

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

    NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition
    so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

    so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 160 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crops Grown: 2819

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name A New World
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    Description Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

    Q: What makes this server unique?

    A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I team up with other players?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5439 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

    It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

    Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

    So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PuppyBlocker

    PuppyBlocker
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCashCow2021

    CraftyCashCow2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 363 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TankWarsCraft

    TankWarsCraft
    haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Wiki Craft Land

    Wiki Craft Land
    so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

    also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

    Server Details New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
    Gameplay PvE
    Server Status 24/7 – East Coast US
    World Fresh New World
    Owner Helpful/Active Owner
    Community LGBTQIA+ Friendly
    ModPack ModPack Link in Discord
    Access Whitelist

    Join our Discord server for more information

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

    Q: How often is the server updated?

    A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

    MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

    Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ores Mined: 5977
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

    SaunaTowel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

    Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

    Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

    So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8914 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyFriendzMC

    CraftyFriendzMC
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Farms Harvested: 662 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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