Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Emeralds Found: 5317 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2377 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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