Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Farms Harvested: 902
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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