Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Animals Bred: 179 Magical Moments Shared: 29
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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