Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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