Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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