Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Dimension Hops: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Emeralds Found: 2008 Endless Night Skies: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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