Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 1918 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Crops Grown: 8754 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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