Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Farms Harvested: 612 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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