Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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