Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 548 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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