Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Buildings Constructed: 24
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Star Shards Collected: 236 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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