Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5493
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1215

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	150	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/anya-forger/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-psvr-release-date/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

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The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/auzorite-mc/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

Insane Stories:

One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	210

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

Prismarine Nations Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

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Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Boomer Gladness

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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Big Block Booty Bash

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Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3