Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

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Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	414197	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Villages Defended:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Pride Palace

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Farms Harvested:	937	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	244502	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169037	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky B*tches

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Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Items Found:	1086	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.