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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Dimension Hops: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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