PostdictableCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	1038	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	9702
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Buildings Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6234
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0