PostdictableCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crops Grown:	7493	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Crops Grown:	3474
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	147
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28