Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Movie SMP for Truecels

    Movie SMP for Truecels
    Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gladia Earth

    Gladia Earth

    Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Farms Harvested: 900

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Tycoons.GG

    Tycoons.GG

    Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

    Join and play with your friends.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Ores Mined: 1600

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Star Shards Collected: 114

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Mixtape Minecraft Server

    The Mixtape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Aquatic Realms

    Aquatic Realms

    We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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