After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY