After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

    Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown
    Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MommaDontNeedMyDigits

    MommaDontNeedMyDigits
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never worry about being kicked out again (unless you break the server rules, of course).

    Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of being tracked down by crazy parents. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make friends who will never threaten to take you to court (we hope).

    Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a birth certificate when you can have a diamond sword? Let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 916
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mines Excavated: 1723

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 184 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Emeralds Found: 2220
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 New Chunks Explored: 645229
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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