PoopCraft: Where even the protestors can’t hold it in!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	31195
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	9384	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5534

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Enchantments Applied:	226	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Emeralds Found:	7689
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4915	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	299
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
New Chunks Explored:	208133	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3761	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6064
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	5773	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	2696	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6