Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1491	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchantments Applied:	229	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	7764	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	730

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	264
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9186
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2401	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Star Shards Collected:	162	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	3