come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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