come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PerfektionCraft

    PerfektionCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

    EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
    lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Farms Harvested: 405 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PentaCraft Defense Summit

    PentaCraft Defense Summit
    OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

    NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!
    NostalgiaCraft Server

    NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

    Trailer/Showcase Watch Here
    IP Address mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
    Discord Join Here

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    • Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
    • Large world border of 300k x 300k
    • Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
    • Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
    • Graylist system for safety in spawn area
    • Active community and Discord presence
    • Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

    Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an application process to join? No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
    Are there frequent world resets? No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
    What plugins are used on the server? The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
    How large is the world border? The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
    Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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