PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9607	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	1267	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ores Mined:	6759
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	786
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	250	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	3164	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9739
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	863	Epic Battles Fought:	18