PokeWild | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1934
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	554
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5763
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1465	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Emeralds Found:	8444
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Void Armor Forged:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Animals Bred:	63	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	89	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	1327	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3665	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Enchantments Applied:	289
New Chunks Explored:	584411	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14