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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Void Gems Collected: 36 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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